Once again this has to be nominated for pure simple and effective comedy genius.Originally Posted by ctrld
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07-08-2010, 07:39 AM #31
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07-12-2010, 02:28 AM #32Tech Guru
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jester talking about post count names
nominated..! Originally Posted by JesterNZDJ
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07-14-2010, 08:21 AM #33
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This made me laugh on a day when my hangover is really really bad... Originally Posted by photojojo
Can you imagine? DJ's will walk into a club and hook into the booth through their organically implanted connections in their brain and everything will be done through kinetic waves.
Vinyl will be illegal because it's environmentally dangerous, but Jester's great to the power 30 grandson will lead the vinyl revolution. He'll play in the apocalyptic wasteland to the north using genuine old electricity generated from the atomic waste so the collective can't shut him down.
The only DJ equipment to survive the war is the Technics 1200, but he'll also have a gold plated hybrid VCI-100/300/X1 controller assembled by Jester and cryogenically frozen just before the environmental war of 2030.
The government will send specially bred indestructible hounds of musical destruction after him in an attempt to squash the growing revolution of vinyl hipsters. For 1000 years no on one has been able to stop these HMD's, but Jester the 30th has discovered that the frequencies generated by a skribble scratch will disable the beasts.
After a long battle in which thousands of HMD's are destroyed the hipster revolution seizes the opportunity to kidnap the Prime Minister. After hearing the beauty of Jester's cue point juggling and scratching she declares it a lost national treasure and declares Jester a national hero.
Then the hipsters declare Jester the 30th a traitor to the revolution and as they skulk away one of them discovers a long lost dubstep remix in the atomic rubble......
Congrats on the 3000 mark.
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07-16-2010, 07:11 AM #34
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Aint that the truth. Originally Posted by lethal_pizzle
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07-29-2010, 02:42 AM #35Tech Guru
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Sorry Brad, but that deserves to be up here. Originally Posted by BradCee
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07-29-2010, 02:44 AM #36Tech Guru
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yes, yes it does, lol Originally Posted by Str8upDrew
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07-29-2010, 03:44 AM #37
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I better start shagging hardcore then lmao
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08-10-2010, 05:55 AM #38Tech Guru
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Originally Posted by munizj
haha.. who would have thought?
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08-10-2010, 06:10 AM #39
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LMFAO... I thought the same thing but i didnt want to offend anyone from Texas....
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08-10-2010, 07:11 AM #40
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No worries mate. Originally Posted by Karlos Santos
LMFAO... I thought the same thing but i didnt want to offend anyone from Texas....
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