i killed an egg because i hate my life...
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11-07-2010, 11:31 AM #21
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Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
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11-07-2010, 11:34 AM #22Tech Convert
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I hate a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.
...Sure.
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11-07-2010, 03:03 PM #23
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holy shit. Me too!
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11-07-2010, 03:26 PM #24Tech Guru
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I need a condom because I hate my life
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11-07-2010, 03:29 PM #25Tech Mentor
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I hate a cookie jar because I was horny.... ok...
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11-07-2010, 04:17 PM #26Tech Guru
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not a funny one, but an unique for sure ....
"I killed a Jew because i'm a racist"
damn, there can't be a worse combo ... hope you can see it for the ironic part ...
no harm guys, I'm from Bulgaria and in fact my family did save Jews. Funny why the matrix decided to put me in this situation...
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11-07-2010, 04:37 PM #27Tech Mentor
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i feel for you man: Originally Posted by knaumov
I stabbed a piece of shit because i'm racist.....
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11-07-2010, 05:16 PM #28Tech Mentor
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Uh, check mine out...
I pissed on a porn star because I'm gay
I mean, maybe I did it, but the reason is wrong! xD
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11-07-2010, 05:23 PM #29Tech Guru
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I took a crap on a prositute because i'm sexy
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11-07-2010, 07:41 PM #30Tech Mentor
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I stabbed a lesbian because that's what I am.
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