• Mac Mumble

    “So many color…… I must place them all on the wall! I just need to see which ones have the most attraction and least distraction!” ….Chroma Caps bringing DJs everywhere to cute color decisions everyday!

  • Pickle

    The Matrix sucked, our caps don’t.

  • maatttt :)

    ‘ And if i place this color chroma cap here….there we have it! a Unicorn”

  • sammsousa

    techtools! i seriously like everything you do and have been following the blog a lot for a long time!!! but about the chromacaps i really have to point out that you guys should make some chromacaps without the line in the midle! specially for the enconders like the x1 or even smaller ones for the maschine, for example! coz the chromacaps are awsome, but for enconders i just cant see it!

  • Dj Cott

    One does not simply dj using stock caps when there are brand new croma caps that glow in the dark.

  • Everyone was screaming, yelling and in general chaos as reality disintegrated and illusions broke. All except me.
    I had realized I could make any knob dance by twisting some other knobs.
    Then I played hardcore dubstep to the Latin dancers, Latin music to the DnB lovers, rock to the ravers, pop to the hipsters and billy holiday to the drunks because you see, sometimes I too can be a knob.

  • A little late, but:

    Use the stock caps, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Use the new red caps, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  • where can we find out who won??

  • you can choose the red cap or the blue cap either way you set up is going to look whack

  • Dan

    And now toilet bowls will flush THIS way…

  • 525prodctions

    “The prophecies spoke of these exotic colors!”

  • RiffCraft

    Neo – ” I hope these new Chroma Caps don’t make my rig look to ‘Future’! “

  • ninebilly

    Try our new Neob!
    Neon colors. Soft touch. Hard resistance.

  • when dreams meet reality: chroma caps are born

  • when fantasy meets reality: chroma caps are born

  • strenoflux

    2 words: Chroma caps

  • the new colors are sick!

  • Everyone in the world is a DJ or a photographer. I’ve stopped the time because I can’t mix this minimal shit.

  • Jackson

    I like bugs

  • emixeon

    So many new colors, knobs, faders, how can I possibly find the One now?!
    No. Wait. Stop.
    I am the One. And I’m going to take this nice little fatty Magenta,
    and drop s0me sikk As$ BA$$$$$$$$$

  • why doesnt this taste like candy. It looks like candy, why isnt it Kandi/ (shes a kandi raver shes my number 1) now i got S3rl’s song stuck in my head i think imma press play and walk away.

  • redballs

    It doesnt matter which pill you take, ALL roads lead to the club!

  • New App game taking the world by storm: Caps with Friends!

  •  With success of the epic-scaled action movie “Battleship”, Hasbro has done it again.  Lite-Brite: The movie!  Staring international superstar Keanu Reeves as Kiwi, a color blind Zumba enthusiast tasked to save our planet against a superior force, Snooki’s offspring!

  • Fisher-Price: My First LED TV (Some assembly required)!

  • Partyghost

    One Fatty to rule them ALL!!

  • Which “One” do you think Morpheus was talking about??

  • Which “One” do you think Morpheus was talking about??

  • Do I take the BLUE CHROME and forget about everything that happened or take the RED CHROME and see “how far the rabbit whole goes”…..?

    …Oh screw it! I’ll take BOTH!! PARTY ON DUDES! EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar*

  • Do I take the BLUE CHROME and forget about everything that happened or take the RED CHROME and see “how far the rabbit whole goes”…..?

    …Oh screw it! I’ll take BOTH!! PARTY ON DUDES! EXCELLENT! *Air Guitar*

  • sodupe

    twist a knob!

  • sodupe

    twist a knob!

  • Be the one with chroma caps.

    The One :D:D

  • Be the one with chroma caps.

    The One :D:D

  • In the pursuit of chroma caps

  • In the pursuit of chroma caps

  • The matrix IV: dodging the caps.

  • The matrix IV: dodging the caps.

  • The one thing that’s even harder to stop than a bullet is a chroma cap.

  • The one thing that’s even harder to stop than a bullet is a chroma cap.

  • The one thing that’s even harder to catch than a bullet is a chroma cap.

  • The one thing that’s even harder to catch than a bullet is a chroma cap.

  • Every system needs it. chroma caps.

  • Every system needs it. chroma caps.

  • Take optimal control over your system; with these life twisting caps.

  • Take optimal control over your system; with these life twisting caps.

  • Choose your fate and don’t forget to mention the colour!

    – i lack inspiration :p

  • Choose your fate and don’t forget to mention the colour!

    – i lack inspiration :p

  • Choose your future and don’t forget to mention the colour!

  • Choose your future and don’t forget to mention the colour!

  • Choose your destiny and don’t forget to mention the colour!

  • Choose your destiny and don’t forget to mention the colour!

  • Turn the knob, change your future.

  • Turn the knob, change your future.

  • Chroma caps: you will always wonder what the other colour would give…
    or
    Chroma caps: you will always wonder what effect the other colour would give…

    .
    -if you buy 1 set (regardless of how good they are) you will always wonder how another colour would look, what effect another colour would give to your set.

    just like neo must have wondered what it would be if he took the other pill :)

  • Chroma caps: you will always wonder what the other colour would give…
    or
    Chroma caps: you will always wonder what effect the other colour would give…

    .
    -if you buy 1 set (regardless of how good they are) you will always wonder how another colour would look, what effect another colour would give to your set.

    just like neo must have wondered what it would be if he took the other pill :)

  • Chroma Caps, the only things you can turn and twist that are as soft as Trinity’s nipples.
    He knows.

    I don’t think I’d win with this but i’m posting anyway :p

  • Chroma Caps, the only things you can turn and twist that are as soft as Trinity’s nipples.
    He knows.

    I don’t think I’d win with this but i’m posting anyway :p

  • Feiges

    What is the Matrix? Control!

  • Feiges

    What is the Matrix? Control!

  • pedrov

    works on xone 4d?

  • woah, new caps?

  • Em

    ‘I know why… night after night, you sit by your computer.’

  • Rich Resey

    You sunk my battle ship…. you’ll pay for this, DJ Tech Tools…

  • Boone Ferry

    Take the red cap, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes with A State of Trance.

  • Excellent!!!
    Catch you later.
    Party on chroma caps.

  • LSDJ

    “Unfortunately, no one can be told what Dubstep is. You have to hear it for yourself.”

  • LSDJ

    Neo: Why do my ears hurt?
    Morpheus: You’ve never used them before.

    *(BASS)*

  • The new Chroma Caps… It’s like you’re Keanu Reeves in the Matrix and you can grab moving bullets and stuff… but better.

  • SpaceWulf

    Wyld Stallyns! (glitch mix)

  • Turn the Chroma Caps in a specific way, you’ll feel and see the matrix

  • nuX

    What happens when I twist the blue cap?

  • Beez in the Cap.

  • Neo: “Dayum son, where’d you find this?!”

  • DJTT: Cap-A-Holics Mixtape

  • Run Tha Cap.

  • Fall into the Cap.

  • Mr. Frankolicious

    Another bullseye! Nice. These “Chroma Caps” add an exciting new dimension to my otherwise stale, twice-a-day habit. And while clean-up is still a bitch, I find the delightfully soft texture of the Chroma Caps to be firm – yet gentle on my urethra. I give them three and a half “Whoa!”s.

  • luis

    i know i can avoid getting hit by bullets but not by those bright caps!!

  • Morpheus!! These are some very large, colorful pills man…last time I took something you gave me I lost my job! And don’t tell me they’re suppositories either.

  • I know Lite Brite!

  • Sometimes you just got to look yourself in the mirror and say, “When in Rome”.

  • “Dammit what color did he say the filter knob was…”

  • woof woof woof.

    did you here me? it gives you a boner!

  • Anton_P

    DJTT: Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire DJ carrier, that there’s something wrong with the ordinary knobs. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to us. Do you know what We’re talking about?
    DJ: The Chroma Caps!
    DJTT: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Chroma Caps are. You have to feel them for yourself.

  • Tyler Steinhause

    “This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap — the story ends, you wake up in your room as a bedroom dj. You take the red chroma cap — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”

  • Darien Auzenne

    I saw Paris Hilton doing this on youtube. Is the pink one the “filter” knob?

  • Guest

    I saw Paris Hilton doing this on youtube. Is the pink one the filter knob?

  • “Twistin the Night away…”

  • Why limit your colour spectrum as you follow the white rabbit?

  • eLeX

    “What number sir?”
    “Klondike 5 Please”
    “Thank you, connecting you now”

  • If i touch any one besides green… will the damn code finally change colors..

  • DJ EVLO

    I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for them. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. The Chroma Caps.

  • Do never trust a normal knob to do the job of a Chroma Cup!!

  • “Are these new? WOAH”

  • Morpheus: Djing is not like playing darts Neo, I keep telling you that.

  • Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the new colors of Chroma Caps are. You have to see it for yourself. ;)

  • Greg

    Chroma Caps. Whoa.

  • Michael M. S.

    Chroma Caps: “Cap”ture them all!

  • Dizzle the Dj

    Did you notice the cap in the red dress? I can arrange a meeting…

  • Dizzle the Dj

    My knobs know kung fu…

  • Ughh I shouldn’t have to choose just one! Look at all these colors Morpheus! LOOK AT ALL THESE GOTDAMN BEAUTIFUL ASS COLORS!

  • The layout of these knobs seem chromatically incorrect.

  • FattyKutz

    “Ooo, piece of candy….”

  • Dj Neo playing “Ghost in the Shell (Wachowski Brother’s Remix)(Z.Staenberg edit)”

  • Finally i have tactile control. What i see is not the truth. It is truly about how it feels.

  • Emily

    Breaking DJ News:
    Keanu will be launching his music career through a big music festival, headlining alongside Paris Hilton and DJ Pauly D.

  • f*ck this shit, Im gonna be like Paris Hilton!

  • “You just has to realize, there are no ordinary caps.”

  • Happy Holidays DJTT staff. You guys are epic and I simply wanted to give my thanks. Can’t wait to see what you have in store for 2013.

  • Anton_P

    My 3rd and final take :)

    Other cap maker : “Dodge this…”
    DJ : “No!”
    DJTechTools : “He’s beginning to see…”
    Other cap maker : “WHAT!?”
    DJTechTools : “What the real cap should be…”

    Chroma Caps by DJTT

  • Hmm…Upgrades.

  • Anton_P

    Other cap maker: “Dodge this”
    DJTechTools: “He’s beginning to see…”
    Other cap maker: “What?”
    DJTechTools: “The truth”

    Chroma Caps by DJTT

  • Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake dj to justice.

    Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

  • Morpheus: What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad….

    Neo: Nope, figured it out. It was those damn mixer knobs.

  • “Stop trying to twist me and TWIST ME!”

    Morpheus: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

  • DJ TeeOh: I would kill Keeanu Reeves for some chroma caps

    Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

  • Guest

    Morpheus: What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad….

    Neo: Nope, figured it out. It was those damn mixer knobs. And you thought you were

  • Guest

    Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake dj to justice.
    Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

  • Guest

    Agent Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known fake djs to justice.
    Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my chroma caps.

  • It is “Chroma: Reloaded”

  • Mephobia

    And what if I told you there were no knobs and it’s only an illusion

  • Wanna Get “Cap’d”!?

  • Whats this Magic?

  • I gotta stop taking these red pills. Bullets are starting to look like chroma caps.

  • Chroma Cap bullets . . . I guess your budget’s low again.

  • Guest

    Chroma Cap bullets?! Not even the Matrix can avoid it.

  • Mhm, must have taken the blue pill

  • Chroma-tize me Cap-tain

  • I wish my Desert Eagle .50 could shot this chroma bullets too!!

  • Oracle: Only The One can realize what the knob’s real colors are, and when he does in colors will see, beyond our imagination.
    Neo: So this is how the new chroma caps looks like…

  • Anton_P

    “Dodge this”

  • Chroma face!!!

  • Pick the red cap and it will lead you down the DJ rabbit hole, you pick the blue cap, and see just how deep this chroma-caption goes…

  • Utah. Give me two caps.

  • Keanu Reeves in……………………….Speed 4 – tripping in the hallway!

  • twas the night before Christmas, i thought to myself
    “an update to my controller” that rest on my shelf…

    for the knobs it came with, so pale and dry
    i could use the new Chroma Caps, to make my rig fly…

    So clicked in this box to leave you comment
    Salute to Ean Golden with respect and homage..

    I’m DJ 4double and i hope in the end
    tis witty enough for the grand prize to win…

    merry christmas!

  • DannyBreakfast

    “I could use this wall to DJ the Matrix III premiere’s after party”

  • Boone Ferry

    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You spin the blue double injected rubber chroma cap — the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You spin the red double injected rubber chroma cap — you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes in A State of Trance.

  • foos

    My fourth DJ cerebral upload this week and I STILL can’t get it to sound as good as Ean’s.

  • One knob to rule them all…

  • “Those caps seem to be the result of an unbalanced equation”

  • Travis Hooker

    “I know Kung Foo.”

  • Cypher: If you are the One I couldn’t unpplug this but… Arrrrrrrrgh!
    Tank: Take that bastard(s)! :}
    Neo: What’s up?
    Tank: Justice…
    Neo: Unplugged?
    Cypher: Give more laser please…

  • Frank Spinatra

    Which one of these plays Levels?

  • Hi Sati… are the Chroma… cookies ready? Give some to Neo…

  • Every single thing has a start and end… but some hot cues!

  • DJ 2 Cut

    Neo: What are you
    trying to tell me? That I can use key lock and auto sync?

    Morpheus: No, Neo.
    I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

  • Morpheus: I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the caps. You’re the one that has to mix it.

  • FreshNstuff

    Take the Blue Cap and you will go back to be a bedroom dj, take the Red Cap, and i show you how deep the art of djin goes….

  • oh shweet gumdropz

  • Rafael Maniego

    Blue pill or the red pill? hmm il just take one of these

  • RED CHROMA CAPS FINALLY

  • drmr

    “Hey. You miscount new cap colors at home.”
    “Why? You get paid to miscount ’em here.”

    • drmr

      “Introducing the four new colors – Magenta, Pink, Neon Orange, Orange, and Red”

      Do not try to correct the typo, that’s impossible. Instead, try to realize the truth. There is no typo. Then you’ll see, that it is not the typo that needs correcting – it is only yourself.

  • Gotta Wob with ya Knob

  • Eric Martin

    “So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”
    “Colors, lots of colors.”

  • Rodrigo

    Roses are Red, violets are blue
    if if neo has his chroma caps
    why wouldn’t you get them for you?

  • NtN

    The colors, Duke the colors!

  • i miss my old mixer

  • “All your caps are belong to us!”

  • Whoa… Ok,I forgot which one turns on my acting skills and which one turns on my diahrrea.

  • Drac

    If only they were nipples…

  • SITH

    “Quit with all these promos already!”

  • Behold, the Serato force-field!

  • Neo: Whoa. Déjà vu.
    Trinity: What did you just say?
    Neo: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
    Trinity: What did you see?
    Cypher: What happened?
    Neo: An NI S4 went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
    Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same S4?
    Neo: It might have been. I’m not sure.
    Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
    Neo: What is it?
    Trinity: An S4 déjà vu is usually seeing the same old boring DJ setup. It happens when people never change anything.

  • ‘Neo dude don’t let them pass! Morpheus want to use it for VDJ

  • SyT

    There is no Matrix around us.
    And even if it is, i won’t get stuck in the matrix, I can only get stuck at mixing with a colorful S4 with an awesome feel. And when it glows I would go Insane!

  • Whoah! I can’t wait to map this baby.

  • Prof_Strangeman

    ‘This is the place where time and space collide.’

  • Anonymous

    Neo: Damn Morpheus,that’s what they mean when they say “fast delivery”?What shipping method did you choose?

    Morpheus: standard..

    Neo: help me,what are you doing?

    Morpheus: I am calling Trinity,i chose express method for her..

  • I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing…
    Why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer…
    You’re looking at them… I know, because I was once looking at the same things…
    Orange… Green… Red or Blue?? It’s this question that drives us, Neo.
    It’s this question that brought you here.
    You know the question, Just as i did…
    But what will your answer be??

  • Whoah….I know chroma cap-fu

  • rellimnave

    Morpheus:
    Take the blue cap, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
    You take the red cap, you stay in wonder land I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes…
    … or …
    You take the pink cap, you will have a magical theme music around you all day.
    You take the neon oreange cap, you will receive a genie.
    You take the orange cap, you will be able to wish for more wishes if you ever find a genie.
    You take the magenta cap, wait don’t take that, no one likes magenta.
    You take the black cap, you will become the most classy and respected DJ the world has ever known.

    Neo:
    Why didn’t you just start with the black cap? that would have saved us both like 45 seconds…

  • John Smith

    You merely adopted the Caps, I was born with them!

  • Anonymous

    Neo: New caps??They used my name for this orange cap…”NEOn orange”,i think Morpheus that we have a serious case of copyright infrigement here
    Morpheus: You are not the only one Neo,also it’s singer PINK,BLACK sabbath,YELLOWstone and what about WHITE house?Theese guys are not afraid of anything!
    Neo:Don’t be so sure..Do they have any brown cap??I think Chris Brown is our man!

  • You get used to it. I…I don’t even see the code. All I see is blue cap, orange cap, red cap.

  • Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
    Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to. WHEN YOU CAN SEE THESE BRIGHT A$$ CHROMA CAPS AL UP IN YO FACE!!!!

  • Josh McDermott

    *imagine a “SEE ‘N SAY” toy*

    “The Keanu goes.. What.. is this?”

  • antifm

    “There is no cap” like the little boy says about the spoon.

  • Holy crap
    there are new caps :O
    lets get those nice grippy things
    and make a mix like kings

  • TechnoPilot

    the error in the matrix is fixed, we have 5 new Chroma Caps

  • Renee

    Neo: What are you doing?
    Trinity: I’m going to mix with you.
    Neo: No you’re not.
    Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that the S4 Chroma Cap-tion contest means more to me than it does to you. I believe if you are really serious about mixing, you are going to need my help. And since I am the resident DJ on this ship, if you don’t like it… I believe you can go to hell. Because you’re not spinning anywhere else. Tank, load Traktor up.

  • Leeboi

    ‘I too was a Dj untill i took a ChromaCap to the knee….’

    Soundcloud.com/djleeboi
    Bbsinkz@googlemail.com

  • JWS

    Cypher: I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I turn the BLUE Chroma Cap?

  • DJ_ForcedHand

    That awkward moment when you realize: Everything is all just Ones and Zeros…

  • “I’m too stoned for this”

  • DJ_ForcedHand

    No Mr. Anderson, I want you to scratch.

  • “But these go to 11…. Whoah.”

  • Darrell King

    Maybe this will help the Jets…

    • darrell king

      Sanchez sux

  • chroma caps revelation! why? ¬¬ (Neo have put samba in the controller) WTF :O

  • highlanddj

    The Chroma caps are out there Neo, and they’re looking for you, and they will find you, if you want them to.

  • samo k.

    Chroma caps: Totall control!

  • reed hosozawa

    you think thats a regular knob your turning?

  • Reed Hosozawa

    Neo: What are your trying to tell me? That I can buy chroma caps?

    Morpheus:No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you wont have to.

  • You don’t have to be Neo to use this many knobs at once. But colour coating helps.
    Don’t think you are. Know you are (tweaking the right knob).

  • Ed

    -The Crowd is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.
    -Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the caps in the red dress?

  • “You don’t have to be a hacker to kontrol this beast like Neo – Get Chroma Caps”

  • Anonymous

    No one can tell you what the caps are….
    You have to see them for yourself.

    This is your last chance.
    After this, there is no turning back.

    You take the blue caps,
    the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe
    whatever you want to believe.

    You take the red caps,
    you stay in DJ Wonderland and we’ll show you how deep

    the DJ Techtools rabbit hole goes…..

    scamo

  • Anonymous

    Don’t just see them Neo. Feel them. Let them expand in your mind…..

    scamo

  • devin

    WYLD STALLYNS 2012!!!!

  • devin

    i’ve located the new chroma caps…tank find me an exit

  • devin

    i have to get this new mapping right before the big morpheus massive at zion

  • devin

    squishy…..the oracle only told me squishy….i now understand.

  • devin

    that red pill was stronger than i thought

  • “I can make the key for a door to open someones hears”

  • “A Few Good Ones”:
    – I want the knobs.
    – The Knobs, you can’t handle the Knobs.
    – Neo, did you order the Chroma Red?
    – You’re God Damn Right I did!!

  • Arkadia

    “Blue Pill or the Red Pill was a much easier choice than this”

  • The Andersons: Death by Squishy!

  • L.A.Rehab

    Neo, “I See…If I Turn This Knob Past 88 , Ill Go Back To The Matrix!”

  • Neo Madison: “So hot, want to touch the knobby, Ahooooooo”

  • AP S

    And there he was, left by himself tweaking the ‘producer’ knob and feeling mighty bold.

  • Do you believe in fate, Neo? No. Because I don’t like the idea that I’m not in control of my life with the new chroma caps.

  • Who would have thought following a white rabbit to listen to Rob Zombie, and taking unknown pills from a black man in leather would lead to this? Are these gummy bears? Man I’m tripping out!

  • Dr. Evil: Mr.President, after I destroy Washington D.C… I will destroy another
    major city every hour on the hour. That is, unless, of course, you pay
    me…
    [emphasis]

    Dr. Evil:250 dollars worth of chromo caps (Muhuhahahahaha)

  • Don’t move….. I think they’re changing colors 0_o

  • It’s not the size of your knob that counts . . . it’s how you twist it . . . Right?

  • Dandada Sounds

    The world is on you finger tips…. Don’t let it slip.

  • — How did the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take knob on a MIDI controller for example, maybe they couldn’t figure out how to make the knobs look good, which is why all knobs dont have color. Maybe they couldn’t figure out…

    — Shut up, Skrillex.

    — It’s a single twist knob combined with bright colors, squish, and happy. Everything the DJ needs.

  • meh, I couldn’t be bother playing with these knobs anymore!

  • Driving The One: Mama, Chroma Caps don’t behave. They are behaved upon. Fact is, you demolished that controller all by yourself.

  • Did you know that the first Matrix was designed without Chroma Caps? It was a disaster.

  • Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius?

  • Jay

    The people who think they are crazy enough to change the knobs are the ones who do.

  • Jay

    You want the knobs? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE KNOBS.

  • Woah… they have PINK.

  • Morpheus is battling Neo!

  • Jen

    “Plastics.”

  • Dj Roi Goldi

    “One touch and I make them glow in the dark! heh I’m the ONE!”

  • Jen

    All we are is knobs in the wind, dude.

  • Doctor Who-Neo: A great, big, neon knob… which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Looks like some sort of controller matrix. But what’s powering it? Djtechtools?

  • Rodderz

    “Please stop throwing DJ equipment at me.”

  • Rodderz

    “No… way!”

  • Jay

    I lost two brothers to that bass, Link. Afraid of it. Afraid it’s gonna take you too.

  • oquela

    DJ training program in The Matrix

  • oquela

    Dude…whoa!

  • Rodderz

    “Too bad they never made any sequels.” – http://xkcd.com/566/

  • Vijal Patel

    Woah.

  • Mmm, upgrades …

  • Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?!

  • IGOR

    IT NEVER ENDS

  • “Unfortunately, no one can be told what Chroma Caps are. You have to see it for yourself.”

  • Neo-mancer: “…he’d see the matrix in his sleep, bright Chroma Caps of logic unfolding across that colorless void…”

  • Jason

    mmmm…jelly beans, my favorite

  • Brad DeMarco

    You can choose the red cap or the blue cap… both will up your swag and crank the bass.

  • sullo2295

    You move the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You move the red cap…you stay in Wonderland and I show you how hard the music really goes!!

  • DJ_ForcedHand

    Bogus Evil Ted…

  • DJ_ForcedHand

    One man can change the world with a knob in the right place.

  • Sullo2295

    You move the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You move the red cap…you stay in Wonderland and I show you hard the music really goes.

  • SlyMatik

    Oh mr Anderson,… Your such a knob.

  • Samuel Narvaez

    New Knobs! “Most Excellent!”

  • Nixon

    The Chromatrix

  • Nixon

    The Chromatix

  • DJTT just killed the MATRIX!!!

  • Wake up Neo.
    The Matrix is chroma capping you.

  • Maurice

    Just trying to rock the Matrix!

  • Spaceinvaders!
    But why so tiny?

  • Capture Koala

    Red or blue seems like an easy decision now…

  • “Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    Neo: Knobs. Lots of Knobs. “

  • Surprised to see these, mr.DJ?

  • Twist this!

  • Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.

  • Guest

    Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of guns.

  • Morpheus: Welcome to the real world. A world with Chroma Caps

  • Cypher: Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: dropping the bass in style and controlling your equipment like a boss.

  • What If I told you
    There are Chroma Caps in new colours

  • Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
    Morpheus: You’ve never used the new Chroma Caps before

  • Don’t get capped!

  • New DJTT Chroma Caps:
    Matrix tested. Neo approved.

  • “ean is a good friend of mine, these caps are awesome”

  • This is your last chance. After this you may kill the vibe.
    You turn the blue knob, the song ends, and you wake up in your bed without a residency.

    You turn the red knob, Drop the bass and I will show you how deep these flux mode effects take the crowd. Remember all I am offering is Dj tips, and nothing more.

  • Nolej

    Believe it or not, you piece of shit, they’re still gonna turn.

  • Much like Paris Hilton’s foray into DJing, Keanu just stood there waving his arms, staring blankly, and occasionally turning a single knob.

  • Jayvee

    Insert cap-tion here.

  • Taylor Patterson

    Mr Anderson, are those chroma caps?

  • Before there were only two choices: blue or red. Now with even more colors you can truly customize your matrix.

  • if you choose the red cap, your life will stay the same, if you choose the blue cap, ill put you on stage in front of sixty thousand screaming fans and well see how far the rabbit hole routine goes.

  • “So you met the Chroma Cap in red huh? You like her? You know, if you want I could arrange for a more .. private rendezvous”

  • These new Chroma Caps will make controlling the matrix, a lil more posh.

  • Create a glitch in the matrix….. Chroma-caps…

  • Sidihodo

    Twist your knobs as they were you B…s, delicately and with taste.

  • Anonymous

    Never send Neo to do a DJTT’s job..

  • This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You turn the blue cap… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You turn the red cap…. you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  • Lance Blaise

    With one twist of the knob here I can turn on Scientology in the respective country.

  • Guess which hand is holding a knob!

  • For all you goth cyberpunk DJ’s out there who always dress in black… TOUCAN SAM ‘BOUT TO SMACK A BITCH!!!

  • I’m sorry, but did you not say bust a CAP in his ass?

    – Agent Smith

  • Johnny2x4

    Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about… I give you the finger… and you give me some Chroma Caps

  • Killian Carlsen

    Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the new chroma cap in red?

  • Anonymous

    Neo: “Oooh, I like this little pink one.”
    Morpheus: “That’s what she said”

  • Elemental J

    Ok here’s my Idea:

    “there is no Chroma Cap……”

  • Knobs.

  • Tyler Lukasiak

    “I’m not letting go.You know why? Because I love you too damn much.”

  • – I wonder what happens if I twist this one…
    – No wait! That’s the –
    (Epic bass drop knocks the guy on his back)
    – Bass cannon… (thud)

  • switchthetime

    Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good is a new cap… if you’re unable to mix? (hands start melting)

  • Dao Jun

    The Red Chroma Cap? Or the Blue Chroma Cap?….

    The Neo-n orange chroma cap it shall be.

  • Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bunch of chroma caps on a controller. Once the mix goes 130 beats per minute, the dance floor is armed. If it drops below 130, it blows up. What do
    you do? What do you do?

  • “And I give you, the iPhone6”

  • Rudderz

    Tank: “Power offline, Knobs armed, and ready…”

    Neo: “Knobs?”

    Trinity: “Chroma Caps…drops the bass and bends the pitch within the blast radius… It’s the only weapon we have against the Maschines”

  • Rudderz

    “It’s the Bass… if there is such a thing. I feel… saturated by it.”

  • Ph1 Dj

    What you want you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire dj’n life, that there’s something wrong with the Controller. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

  • freefive

    Hmm… Is this all the chroma caps you got?!

  • Meet the DJTT staff:
    Neo
    product quality analyst.

  • Ocil8

    Do not try and twist the chroma cap. That’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no chroma cap.

  • DAFUQ AM I DOIN?

  • Torin

    Morpheus: i told you before the orange cap is the volume so turn it up i can’t hear shit

    Neo: um, morpheus …… im colorblind

  • These knobs are so righteous Bill

  • Ronnie Dilan

    Plain and simple “whoa”

  • Samuel Narvaez

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

    • Ph1 Dj

      Was about to post almost exactly the same thing word for word.

  • 5XT

    I’d rather busta nut than busta chroma cap

  • Desmond

    You take the blue knob, your career ends, you wake up in your bed still djing in your bedroom. You take the red knob, you stay in vegas, and I show you how deep this drum and bass goes.

  • The red pill has shown me the truth… and its squishy

  • is Keanu Hawaiian for nob tweaker?

  • we need to get these and put them on all the APU suits.

  • and they call me the one?

  • The red pill has shown me the truth… and squishy

  • What was in the red pill? can i have more?

  • these knobs are unreal… and squishy… very squishy…

  • Nebouxii

    Chromat me bro!

  • “…this track needs base!”

  • Finding Neo: “I shall call them Squishy, they shall be mine we are One”

  • riNICKulous

    Keanu: Skrillex this is what your dj setup will look like in the future. Deadmau5… take notes

  • If i was a knob… I ll wear you like a hat!

  • I thought I was color blind before!

  • David De Garie-Lamanque

    Neo (with usual blank face) : what are you saying, that i can dodge bullets?

    Morpheus (you can see the fire behind his shades and smile) : no…when you’re ready, you’ll be able to turn them into Chroma Caps.

    Neo (with even blank-er face) : Whoa….

  • Nobody can bust a cap in Neo’s ass.

  • Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can drop the bass?
    Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

  • After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue knob – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red knob – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

  • JamieThieves

    “S4? You sunk my battleship!”

  • Prespa

    What if I told you it’s not the knobs that make the DJ, it’s the DJ that makes the knobs.

  • ….You sunk my battleship

  • Djelk

    touch me you die

  • Djelk

    come at me cap

  • Anonymous

    you have 2 choices, will you take the red caps or the blue caps?

    hmmm, do they come in orange

  • I thought my choices were only between RED or BLUE!!??

  • With New Chroma Caps you can turn the music into a reality. You are the chosen one…

  • andypleb

    Mouse: The controller with the red knobs. I designed her. She, um…well she doesn’t talk very much, but…but if you’d like to meet her, I can arrange a much more personalized meeting.

    Switch: DJTT pimp, hard at work.

  • Kyle Mich

    “I’m terrible at lite-brite battleship”

  • Jonnyscratch

    These chroma caps look great on my pin-board map.. look at all the places I have been to! Next stop ibiza!

  • The one approaches, against the knob forces and as the wall shows it. The wrong pill dozed him – Morpheus HA!

  • NoFuture

    Save my tendinitis DJTT !

  • So if I turn the Red Cap Bill comes back and if I turn the Blue Cap Sandra Bullock comes out…. Which one makes my band Dogstar sound like Skrillex?

  • tableturn

    Neo chooses an appropriately-sized condom for Skrillex to lose his virginity with.

  • Samuel Narvaez

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

  • DJ_ForcedHand

    All I’m saying is “I want glow in the dark caps.” Is there something wrong with that?

  • Whoa! I thought they weren’t real!

  • And this one, Agent Smith, drops the BASS!

    UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ UNTDZ

  • Hendrik

    I’m just doing my job. You give me that “juris-my-dick-tion” crap… you can cram these caps right up your ass.

  • J.

    “So what do you need besides a miracle?”
    “Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.”

  • turn the blue knob

  • Hendrik

    Neo – What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

    Morpheus – No. Just chroma caps

  • Hendrik

    to deny these new colors is to deny the very thing that makes us human

  • Hendrik

    Neo- Why do my eyes hurt?

    Morpheus- It’s all these new vibrant colors!

  • Stonedsour

    I should’ve let them come a little closer

  • THE NEW KNOBS ARE FREAKIN BANGING

  • Guest

    THE NEW KNOBS A BANGING

  • Unfortunately, no one can be told what chroma caps are. You have to see them for yourself.

  • …there is no knob.

  • Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    Neo: Chroma Caps. Lots of Chroma Caps.

  • Trinity: Neo… nobody has ever done this before.
    Neo: I know. That’s why it’s going to work.

  • “Why did you take both pills!? There’s a glitch in the Matrix….Neo Noooooo!”

  • Joe Wheeler

    -What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge Traktor crashes?
    -No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

  • “What if I told you only one cap cross-fades to the next song while the others kills the mids?”

  • Dane Hustead

    I don’t just see code anymore, now when I look its magenta, neon orange, red.

  • Anonymous

    FREEZE this was a simulation, In the mixer the caps can take the the form of any colour.

  • Anonymous

    Take the Red ones!!!

  • Ivanthegreat

    Neo slowly stands up and looks over the partition. He sees new Chroma Caps.
    Neo: Oh Shit!
    Morpheus: Yesss.

  • Dj KRAZEE

    ” that little kid in the oracles office twisted one of these caps with his mind Morpheus”- neo

    “Ya he must be a really good dj”- Morpheus

    ” ya but I still know kung-fu” – neo

  • Luke Davis

    Wheres the sync button?…

  • Justin

    Woah…Squishy.

  • Where is the surface controller? Who cares, I have Chroma caps!

  • Josh Crow

    You have to look at it encoded, Traktor works for the construct program. I don’t even see the caps anymore, all I see is… oh wait, here’s one.

  • You can twist the red cap or the blue cap. Either way your acting is still wooden as hell

  • I thought I was the only Knob…?

  • Doktr

    So what you’re saying is…I can buy chroma caps in exciting new colors?? What I’m saying is that if you win this contest…you won’t have to.

  • DJSteveLozzi28

    Neo: The Oracle. She told me this would happen. She told me that I would have to make a choice.
    Trinity: What choice? What are you doing?
    Neo: I’m choosing NEOn orange, Trinity. They sold out of the blue ones.
    Trinity: No, you’re not.
    Neo: I have to…
    Tank: Why?
    Neo: Because I believe in something.
    Trinity: What?
    Neo: I believe I can bring that beat back…

  • Dominic Schmied

    “Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: degreasing tunes and killer bass drops.”

  • Sambo

    I know Chroma Fu.

  • D2J2

    “Picking a pill was easy. It was red or blue. Picking a Chroma Cap proves much more difficult. You want them all and you can have them all but using all of them together simply does not work. Choose wisely.”

  • Neo: “Whoa, This looks like a bad attempt at using PhotoShop!”

  • Nipples, they look like nipples. Do they feel like nipples?

  • Harry Wilde

    Wait hold up, Morpheus, you are telling me there are new colours?!

  • When your mixer needs to look as good as you, Croma Caps.

  • DJ stEvil

    i can wipe it right here, and no one will ever notice it with all these bright colored caps around here.

  • Keanu’s typical facial expression: chroma-tose

  • Anonymous

    So what do you need? Besides a miracle.

    Knobs lots of Knobs

  • Samuel Narvaez

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

  • Whattya think Du Jour? Should we take the caps with us?

  • Lakatta

    Touch, Squeeze, and Twist

  • Samuel Narvaez

    Unfortunately, no one can be told what Controllerism is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue chroma cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red chroma cap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how to drop the bass like a pro. Remember: all I’m offering is the best possible knob to use on your controllers. Nothing more.

  • Charles Mykid

    BAD LUCK NEO “Bitch, please! These aren’t bullets.” Dies.

  • I am not sure if eating the Red one will wake you up from this robot illusion of life…

  • postmastersodium

    What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it on your inferior knobs. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with most knobs. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your hand, driving you mad.

  • j

    What do you need, besides a miracle
    Knobs, lots of knobs.

  • These are colorful nipples

  • Georgie

    Are the Rainbow Ponies shooting at me?

  • Beat Retreat

    I’m trying to free your mind, Ean. But I can only show you the colors. You’re the one that has to twist through it.

  • You use a standard knob, you’re just another DJ playing in the everyday world. You use a chroma cap, you enter Wonderland, and see how deep the bass really goes.

  • Redlight

    I know knob fu.

    Show me.

  • Goran

    Let’s twist again – in more colours!

  • “Man, Moldover really should have quit at the mojo…”

  • Chad Morrow

    Be excellent to each other. Party on dudes!!!!

  • BILLY MAYS

    Oracle:
    I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the bass.

    Skrillex:
    What bass?

    [Skrillex turns to look for the bass, and as he does, he knocks over the bass, which rattles the floor]

    Oracle:
    That bass.

  • -so what do you need? besides a miracle.
    -Knobs. Lot of knobs

  • What you must learn is that these rules are no different than the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken. Understand? Then twist me, if you can.

  • al

    so neo where in the world are the 13 knobs who still think the worlds gonna end today

  • “I’m starting to think I shouldn’t have taken a double stack of those red pills.”

  • Ruddent

    poppin’ caps in the wall

  • Whoa, Rufus was right about the future being different

  • BobEDigital

    You
    take the stock cap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and
    believe whatever you want to believe. You take the chroma cap, you
    stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

  • Childrenatplay

    I just twisted my Chrome caps so hard, that i sync’d myself.

  • “Wow even these chromo caps are bored of my one dimensional acting”

  • “Are you trying to tell me I can resist chroma caps?” “No.”

  • I’ve never been shot at by something this colourful

  • These can’t be real…this one’s magenta…they don’t make them in magenta

  • Lite-Brite oh how I love thee

  • Dibble Dabble

    Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing frequencies.

  • Lite Brite, Lite Brite, turn on the magic of colored lights…

  • Anonymous

    Morpheus: “Are you trying any new hacking tool”?
    Neo: “No,i am finishing my first mashup! Pink Floyd vs Neo – Another Chroma Cap In theWall”
    Morpheus: “Are you sure?I can’t hear anything”
    Neo: “you can’t because now i am playing Delerium – SILENCE (Neo mix) at Deck A”

  • MXAS

    Stop trying to twist me and Twist me !

  • I know..one of this going me back to the Matrix….which one, the blue or the pink…I wanna be back please¡¡¡

  • MLands
  • MLands

    A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when DJTT changes Chroma Caps.

  • All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.

  • dj tone

    “twist it left! NO! You’re other left!”

  • iearite

    “I’m going to enjoy watching you dance, Mr. Anderson.”

  • yellow red purple green. …no that’s not it
    green yellow green red.. damn getting close

    Green yellow green, green yellow green, blue orange blue red, blue orange blue red,green yellow green. That’s it, That’s how you play Hot crossed buns everyone.Take that Skrillex I can push buttons too.

  • JJ-Jay

    – So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    – Knobs. Lots of knobs.

    • i think they used that line in the matrix porno ripoff

      • Anonymous

        how would you know :)

        • SouIll3

          He prob watched something alike

    • I wanted to post this too :p
      and I think I even did ^^

      but then I found out there were more than 10people before me :p

  • Virjil

    “The pink cap you took is part of a MIDI controller. It’s designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can drop some bass on your location.”

  • You’re a Knob. I know kung foo.

  • which one stops the bomb again?

  • Taste the rainbow,Skittles is really good

    I was young I loved DR Mario too

  • Niall

    “This MIDI controller has an odd layout…”

  • DJ Kidd Mike

    Do the Chroma Caps fit on a Xone K2 ?

  • Anonymous

    Follow the red rabbit.

  • Trent

    Oh Shit…He’s the One!

  • AmpliFire

    You know, I know these chroma caps don’t exist. I know that when I put my hands on them, the Matrix is telling my brain that they look and feel good. After nine years, you know what I realize?

    “twists knobs”

    Ignorance is a bliss

  • RyuJn

    let’s try this again, i’ll take all these caps and you’ll shoot real bullets next time…lets see what happens

  • SCHIES

    “No one can be told what a Lite Brite is. You have to see it for yourself.”

  • Dane Hustead

    With these new colors I can finish the rainbow

  • Neo knew he had taken the wrong pill when the bullets started changing color.

  • The color scheme on that Z2 is…. *vomits rainbow*.
    That’s what my S2 has to look like!!

  • RM

    ‘Hmm, almost as big as my knob… And now available in roughly the same colour too!’

  • you turn the blue knobs, you cut the lows. you turn the red knobs, you sweep the filters.
    all i offer you is to see the colors….

  • Neo: I thought you said If I ate the RED CAPS You’ll show me how deep the rabbit hole goes?? I ate 5 and nothing happened

    Morpheus: No Dumbass I said the RED PILL

  • spadenation

    Neo: “I’m getting shot at with CHROMA CAPS?”

    Morpheus: “ah well i told you to watch out Ean Golden is on the decks…”

  • Guest

    Neo: “I’m getting shot at with CHROMA CAPS?”

    Morpheus: “ah well i told you to watch out Ean Golden is on the decks…”

  • MIDI Powers

    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue caps – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and see whatever color chroma caps you want to see. You take the red caps – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the no chroma cap rabbit-hole goes.

  • ovv

    Tell me, Mr. Moore, what good is a coloured knob when you are unable to drop the bass?

  • Then you’ll see, that it is not the pitch that bends, it is only yourself.

  • What’s this? What’s this?
    There’s new colors everywhere
    What’s this?

    I’ve got to know, I’ve got to know
    What is this new chromacaps that I have found?
    Hmmm……..

  • The chroma caps taste like chroma caps.

  • I choose…the magenta fader

  • DJ BangerZ

    Wait do I have to post it here?!?? Someone else took mine and put it on here! :(

    • Here or on FB. Also if you already posted it there they can probably see which was posted first.

  • Mitch Manchild

    Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
    Neo: Knobs. Lots of knobs.

    I know I don’t count… it was just the obvious winner no one has used yet, I think…

  • Why oh why didn’t I take the blue cap

  • SnackBarry

    I know it….this is the one.

    • SnackBarry

      LoL..this one also on FB….sorry didn’t check all replys.

  • Ian, This sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about, I give you the finger… and you give me my Chroma Caps?

  • stef

    “I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of dubstep. You’re afraid of wobble bass. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to drop the bass.”

  • “I’m so high that I started to see chroma caps in different colors”

  • Florian

    Honestly, these new controllers are becoming a little TOO modular for my taste.

  • Killian Carlsen

    Neo: “Why do my eyes hurt?”

    Morpheus: “You’ve never used chroma caps before.”

  • Thilo Becker

    It’s an invasions, and we can’t stop it!

  • Maybe this one turns back time so I can see Bill again and have another excellent adventure. But which one turns up my acting skills?

  • Justin Schuurbiers

    So Neo, which pill do you take?

  • Pudding

    Hmm… the next place I’m going to rock a party should be….

  • PH

    ‘in 2012, I tapped up bitches, here, here and here’

  • Do not try and twist the knobs. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… There are no knobs. Only Caps. In new colors. Then you will see it is not the knobs that twist, it is only yourself.

    • You deserve caps =D

      • strenoflux

        he does not, I do :D

    • so original…

    • so original…

    • SouIll3

      you suck :P

      • Anonymous

        another one Soulll3??wtf?this comment is not mine,someone uses same nickname..

        • simplicity

          hahahaha what are the chances :p

          • simplicity

            as you can see its easy ;)

  • henk

    “Operator, I need to learn how to DJ!”

  • “So these are the controls to the Matrix, eh? Which knob do I twist to remove Trinity’s clothes??”

  • jtaienao

    Morpheus:
    Unfortunately, no one can be told what the chroma caps are. You have to see it for yourself.

  • A3? Damn, ship sinking.

  • …. on FB instead

  • Bas

    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You
    take the blue knob- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe
    whatever you want to believe. You take the red knob- you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  • Spacecamp

    The more obscure your Matrix reference, the more likely I’ll laugh at it.

    • Can we have multiple submissions?

      • Spacecamp

        Yeah, but only one per comment!

        • DJ silence

          Does it have to be funny? O.o