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    I shot your mom cause i'm on crack!
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by earl panda View Post
    I shot your mom cause i'm on crack!
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    .....gun?


    nnnnooooootttt mumy!!
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    I killed an egg because I have perfect abs.

    Something I would do.

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    I pised on a clown because I was horny

    Oohh kinky
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    I stabbed Santa Claus because I hate my life.
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    I ran naked with JesC because I'm sexy.
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    I smoked weed with a vacuum cleaner because I'm on crack
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    this is probably the funniest thread of all time. i absolutely hope everyone on the forums posts here twice.

    i ran naked with a puppet because i hate my life.
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    My solution: Pay some one to whack them so you don't have any competition

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    I stabbed a drunk mexican because i hate my life...

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    I did a did a shit on a monkey because I stink.

    I do need a shower to be fair!!!

    EDIT - I forgot I was born in december, it's been a long weekend.
    Last edited by Fyoog; 11-07-2010 at 11:37 AM.
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